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The Best Clit Suckers to Get You Off
Other Good Suction Toys
We’ve tested dozens of clitoral suction toys, and there are only a select few we’d call the absolute best in any given category. The others are here. These are still good suction toys, and you should check them out if you’re still shopping around.
Lovehoney Rose for $60: The Lovehoney Rose is another example of a “rose” suction toy: wide on one end and narrow on the other. This design makes it easy to use solo or with partners. The mouth is on the smaller side, so it provides pretty intense stimulation even on the lower settings. The mouth is removable for easy cleaning, too, which is always appreciated, so you don’t have to break out the cotton swabs.
Womanizer Enhance for $169: Womanizer added a suction toy to its already long lineup: the Enhance (7/10 WIRED Recommends). While it isn’t exactly groundbreaking, delivering the award-winning clitoral stimulation via Pleasure Air Control that fans of Womanizer have come to expect, what I love about this toy is its versatility. For the first time, Womanizer allows the user to enjoy a suction sensation or, if the user is in the mood for something else, vibrations that rumble deep and far throughout the pelvis region. After all, different moods demand different ways of experiencing pleasure. When you’re new to sex toys, trying to figure out what sensations you prefer is trial and error. That’s why the Enhance is a fantastic toy for beginners. You get suction and vibration in one toy, making exploration easy and fun.
Biird Namii for $109: It didn’t take long for me to fall in love with this sex toy. Not just because I’m a fan of toys on the smaller side, but because it’s so damn cute and discreet. You can leave it out on the kitchen table, and it can easily be mistaken for an elegant small vase. Made of super-soft silicone that feels great to the touch, the Namii is a clit sucker on one end and a vibrator on the other. Even the charging base, which emits a soft light, helps create a sensual experience. Some suction toys tend to be noisy, but that isn’t the case here. The Namii is whisper-quiet, no matter if you’re enjoying the five suction intensities or the five vibration patterns. You may also like that Biird plants a tree for every product sold, and it partners with One Tree Planted, a non-profit that focuses on reforestation all over the globe. Getting off always feels even better when you know you’re contributing to an important cause.
Smile Makers The Poet for $140: Even those of us who have a clitoris sometimes forget that this part of the body varies in size. While the majority of the clitoris is on the inside of the body, the external part, the glans (that little nub), can range from 1 to 2 centimeters in length and between 0.5 and 1 centimeter in width. If that weren’t enough, the size of the clitoral hood can affect how accessible the clitoral glans is. When creating The Poet suction toy, Smile Makers considered this, offering three interchangeable mouths so no matter the size of your glans, you can enjoy pulsating suction. The Poet is easy to use, too. Instead of having to fiddle with buttons to get the right intensity, all you have to do is squeeze the ultrasoft silicone to navigate through the five pulsation modes, allowing you to experience pleasure on your terms.
Lovehoney X Romp Switch for $35: This suction toy is a perfect example of getting your money’s worth. Made of ABS plastic with a silicone mouthpiece, it’s waterproof, whisper-quiet, and has a run time of 300 minutes (plus six intensities to choose from). In other words, this joint venture by Lovehoney and Romp is everything you could want in a suction toy. However, there is one downside. Unlike most modern sex toys, it’s not USB rechargeable. Instead, it requires two AAA batteries (included in the box). These batteries won’t last forever, meaning you’ll need to build up a stash, but considering the low price, replaceable batteries are a small sacrifice for this toy. Also, you don’t have to worry about losing the charger, so that’s something.
We-Vibe Melt 2 for $159: I loved the original Melt, so I was excited about the new version. But when I got the Melt 2, my excitement dwindled. It’s a fantastic clitoral suction toy but hardly different from the original. Both last about two hours, take 90 minutes to charge, are waterproof, and can be controlled—near and far—via the We-Connect app. The only difference is that Melt 2 has 12 intensity levels and six Pleasure Air suction patterns, whereas the Melt 1.0 didn’t have the patterns. I’m not big into patterns, so this feature was lost on me. That doesn’t mean it will be lost on you if you’re a pattern-loving person.
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Asus Made a Split Keyboard for Gamers—and Spared No Expense
The wheel on the left side has options to adjust actuation distance, rapid-trigger sensitivity, and RGB brightness. You can also adjust volume and media playback, and turn it into a scroll wheel. The LED matrix below it is designed to display adjustments to actuation distance but feels a bit awkward: Each 0.1 mm of adjustment fills its own bar, and it only uses the bottom nine bars, so the screen will roll over four times when adjusting (the top three bars, with dots next to them, illuminate to show how many times the screen has rolled over during the adjustment). The saving grace of this is that, when adjusting the actuation distance, you can press down any switch to see a visualization of how far you’re pressing it, then tweak the actuation distance to match.
Alongside all of this, the Falcata (and, by extension, the Falchion) now has an aftermarket switch option: TTC Gold magnetic switches. While this is still only two switches, it’s an improvement over the singular switch option of most Hall effect keyboards.
Split Apart
Photograph: Henri Robbins
The internal assembly of this keyboard is straightforward yet interesting. Instead of a standard tray mount, where the PCB and plate bolt directly into the bottom half of the shell, the Falcata is more comparable to a bottom-mount. The PCB screws into the plate from underneath, and the plate is screwed onto the bottom half of the case along the edges. While the difference between the two mounting methods is minimal, it does improve typing experience by eliminating the “dead zones” caused by a post in the middle of the keyboard, along with slightly isolating typing from the case (which creates fewer vibrations when typing).
The top and bottom halves can easily be split apart by removing the screws on the plate (no breakable plastic clips here!), but on the left half, four cables connect the top and bottom halves of the keyboard, all of which need to be disconnected before fully separating the two sections. Once this is done, the internal silicone sound-dampening can easily be removed. The foam dampening, however, was adhered strongly enough that removing it left chunks of foam stuck to the PCB, making it impossible to readhere without using new adhesive. This wasn’t a huge issue, since the foam could simply be placed into the keyboard, but it is still frustrating to see when most manufacturers have figured this out.
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These Sub-$300 Hearing Aids From Lizn Have a Painful Fit
Don’t call them hearing aids. They’re hearpieces, intended as a blurring of the lines between hearing aid and earbuds—or “earpieces” in the parlance of Lizn, a Danish operation.
The company was founded in 2015, and it haltingly developed its launch product through the 2010s, only to scrap it in 2020 when, according to Lizn’s history page, the hearing aid/earbud combo idea didn’t work out. But the company is seemingly nothing if not persistent, and four years later, a new Lizn was born. The revamped Hearpieces finally made it to US shores in the last couple of weeks.
Half Domes
Photograph: Chris Null
Lizn Hearpieces are the company’s only product, and their inspiration from the pro audio world is instantly palpable. Out of the box, these look nothing like any other hearing aids on the market, with a bulbous design that, while self-contained within the ear, is far from unobtrusive—particularly if you opt for the graphite or ruby red color scheme. (I received the relatively innocuous sand-hued devices.)
At 4.58 grams per bud, they’re as heavy as they look; within the in-the-ear space, few other models are more weighty, including the Kingwell Melodia and Apple AirPods Pro 3. The units come with four sets of ear tips in different sizes; the default mediums worked well for me.
The bigger issue isn’t how the tip of the device fits into your ear, though; it’s how the rest of the unit does. Lizn Hearpieces need to be delicately twisted into the ear canal so that one edge of the unit fits snugly behind the tragus, filling the concha. My ears may be tighter than others, but I found this no easy feat, as the device is so large that I really had to work at it to wedge it into place. As you might have guessed, over time, this became rather painful, especially because the unit has no hardware controls. All functions are performed by various combinations of taps on the outside of either of the Hearpieces, and the more I smacked the side of my head, the more uncomfortable things got.
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Two Thinking Machines Lab Cofounders Are Leaving to Rejoin OpenAI
Thinking Machines cofounders Barret Zoph and Luke Metz are leaving the fledgling AI lab and rejoining OpenAI, the ChatGPT-maker announced on Thursday. OpenAI’s CEO of applications, Fidji Simo, shared the news in a memo to staff Thursday afternoon.
The news was first reported on X by technology reporter Kylie Robison, who wrote that Zoph was fired for “unethical conduct.”
A source close to Thinking Machines said that Zoph had shared confidential company information with competitors. WIRED was unable to verify this information with Zoph, who did not immediately respond to WIRED’s request for comment.
Zoph told Thinking Machines CEO Mira Murati on Monday he was considering leaving, then was fired today, according to the memo from Simo. She goes on to write that OpenAI doesn’t share the same concerns about Zoph as Murati.
The personnel shake-up is a major win for OpenAI, which recently lost its VP of research, Jerry Tworek.
Another Thinking Machines Lab staffer, Sam Schoenholz, is also rejoining OpenAI, the source said.
Zoph and Metz left OpenAI in late 2024 to start Thinking Machines with Murati, who had been the ChatGPT-maker’s chief technology officer.
This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.
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