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The worst Manchester derby ever is upon on us. How did we get here?
How are things going at Manchester United?
Here’s the first sentence of a piece written by ESPN’s Rob Dawson two weeks ago: “Ruben Amorim says he is planning to remain as Manchester United manager, but he has admitted he cannot guarantee he will still be in the job after the international break.”
He’s still in the job — thanks, perhaps, to a 97th-minute penalty from Bruno Fernandes to secure a 3-2 win … over Burnley … at Old Trafford. Yes, so bleak are the vibes that a last-second home victory over the projected worst team in the league is viewed as a potential turning point.
There was Amorim’s tactics board becoming a meme in the Carabao Cup shootout loss to fourth-tier Grimsby Town. There was the opening week loss to an Arsenal side that never got out of first gear and barely even turned on the ignition. There was the 1-1 draw with Fulham thanks to a Rodrigo Muniz own goal. There, still, have been zero Premier League starts for €76.5-million signing Benjamin Sesko.
And yet, if you look at the Premier League table, you’ll notice that Manchester United aren’t even the worst team in their own city. No, they’ve got four points from three matches.
Manchester City? They’ve lost two out of three — something an eventual Premier League winner has done only once in the history of the league.
After missing almost all of last season to a torn ACL, reigning Ballon d’Or winner Rodri is back for Man City — and he’s saying stuff like this: “I’m not Messi. I’m not going to come back and just make the team win and win and win.”
When the two Manchester sides met back in April, they produced one of the worst games of last season: a scoreless draw in which City didn’t attempt a shot over the final 20 minutes and neither team created a single dangerous chance. While this Sunday’s match at the Etihad shouldn’t be as uncompetitive as that one, the schedule is catching the two sides at their lowest collective point since the Abu Dhabi takeover of City back in 2008.
So, ahead of what might be the worst Manchester derby in recent memory, let’s take a look at how we got here and why one side of the city might be closer to turning it around than the other.
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A brief, recent history of Manchester City and Manchester United
Everything you need to know is somewhere in this chart, which sketches out the points-per-game averages for both Manchester clubs over every 10-month stretch since 2008:

We’ll start with City. The Abu Dhabi takeover happens, and the line shoots straight up all the way through AGUEROOOOOOOO in 2012. Then things stall out under manager Roberto Mancini before bouncing back up under Manuel Pellegrini, and then falling back down until 2016, when Pep Guardiola arrives.
After that? An immediate improvement to levels reached only by one other team in the history of the league. There’s a fall-off during the seasons wrapped around the height of COVID but then a bounce back up to the three straight titles from 2022 through 2024.
Things remained OK for a month or two at the start of last season, and now the alarms in the room are going off. While the 10-month points average has been lower at times since 2008, it’s lower than it’s been at any point since Guardiola’s first season.
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With United, well, the 10-month points average is lower than it’s been at any point since 2008 — and at any point since the Premier League began.
At the start of our data set, we’re at perhaps the peak of Sir Alex Ferguson’s tenure as manager. United won the Champions League in 2008 and then made it back to the finals in 2009 and 2011, where they lost, both times, to the current manager of Manchester City. United won the Premier League in each of those three seasons, too, but the 2011 title came with just 80 points — tied for the fewest points of any title-winner this century. That opened up room for City to steal the title in 2012 — only for United to sign a past-his-peak Robin van Persie, get one last world-class season from him, and win one more title in Sir Alex’s final season.
After that, it’s a good example of how progress isn’t linear. From 2013 to today, United’s per-game performance has gone from title-winning to below league-average: they’re winning a full point fewer per game, or about 40 points — 40! — over a full season.
But there have been ups and downs on the way down. You had the immediate drop-off under David Moyes, and then pretty much the same story with the next four managers, Louis van Gaal, Jose Mourinho, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, and Erik ten Hag: brief, immediate improvement, but ultimate decline.
And that brings us to today, to Man United under Ruben Amorim. There’s been no improvement — it’s been downhill from Day One.
Why one Manchester club is closer to turning it around than the other
I’ve compared Manchester United to the Dallas Cowboys before and yes, now, I’m doing it again.
The Cowboys are the most popular sports franchise in the most popular sport in the United States. It’s actually impossible for them to be boring, because if they are boring, we treat it as if it’s some national crisis: Why are the Dallas Cowboys so boring? Meanwhile, the Indianapolis Colts can go about existing in the same level of mediocrity — not so good, not so bad — and nobody cares.
See what I’m getting at here? The same holds true for United, only in the spotlight of the most popular sport in the world.
Now, it’s a little different here because the massive levels of inequality in soccer make it so Man United’s mediocrity is a much bigger institutional failure than the Cowboys winning half of their games. If Manchester United are not competing for the Premier League and the Champions League in most years, then something has gone terribly wrong. And yes, that means things have been going terribly wrong for over a decade now.
But because of the popularity of both the Cowboys and Manchester United, it means that these teams almost have to exist at extremes, and that means the public sentiment or the conventional wisdom around these teams is almost always wrong. The Cowboys traded arguably their best player, Micah Parsons, on the eve of the 2025 NFL season, the sky was falling, disband the franchise … and then they nearly beat the defending Super Bowl champs, the Philadelphia Eagles, on the road in Week 1.
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Is Ruben Amorin still the right man for Manchester United?
Janusz Michallik casts doubt over Ruben Amorim’s tenure at Manchester United thus far after their last minute win vs. newly promoted Burnley.
With Manchester United, we’ve tried to make them into title contenders under Jose Mourinho, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, and Erik ten Hag after just a handful of positive results. I know because I literally wrote about it a little over two years ago in a piece titled, “No, Manchester United are not in the Premier League title race.” I got lots of angry comments about it — and then they lost, 7-0, to Liverpool just a few weeks later. They finished eighth the following season.
However, I think the opposite applies here, too. When Manchester United are bad, it’s often not as bad as it seems. Like, potentially, right now.
Now, I’m not suggesting that Manchester United are good or that Ruben Amorim is their savior. But the biggest issue for Man United so far this season hasn’t been anything more than the kind of variance we’d expect to even out over the rest of the season for any other club in the world.
Through three matches, they have attempted 58 shots — 14 more than anyone else in the league — and they’ve generated the most expected goals:

The only problem is they’ve turned all of that into just four actual goals, which puts them tied with the likes of West Ham and Burnley for the eighth-best mark in the league.
While it is kind of funny that Man United signed two players — Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo — who massively outperformed their xG last season only to immediately suffer through a finishing slump, this isn’t going to continue. I’m not going to defend the loss to Grimsby Town, but if United finish their chances in that one, then we probably never talk about it again, either.
Now, United aren’t close to challenging for titles — and their team-building approach isn’t going to help with that, either — but they finished in 15th-place last season. Even with the finishing slump, they’re already six spots better through the first three matches of this season. For a team that only scored 44 goals last season, the attack already looks much better.
At Manchester City, though, the same issues from last season persist.
City allowed 1.2 goals per game last season and 20 touches inside their own penalty area — both significantly higher marks than in any of the previous seven seasons. Every time they turned the ball over, it was a five-alarm fire. They spent a bunch of money this past summer, but none of it seemed concerned with their most glaring weakness: the aging legs and limited range in the middle of the field.
New arrivals Rayan Cherki and Tijjani Reijnders are plus players in possession, but negatives without the ball. Rayan Aït-Nouri isn’t a bad defender, but it’s not like left-back defending was their issue last year.
Sure enough, through three matches, City have allowed 1.3 goals per game on 1.3 expected goals allowed per game. And they’ve conceded 22 touches inside their own penalty area. What makes that even more concerning is that their schedule hasn’t been particularly difficult — their opponents finished 8th, 16th, and 17th last season. It seems like they figured that Rodri would solve all of their issues, and Rodri himself is already suggesting that was a bad idea.
While manager Pep Guardiola has solved plenty of tactical problems before, we’re coming up on a year from when Rodri went down last season. That means a year without Guardiola figuring out how to fix this tactical problem.
City could still bounce back and reemerge as title contenders, but betting markets and projection systems now have their title odds in a distant third — much closer to Chelsea in fourth than Liverpool and Arsenal up at the top. Just a few weeks ago, it was supposed to be a three-team race.
As for United? The over-under totals from Sporting Index projected them at 59 points to start the season. Now, that number is up to 60. All of that yelling and screaming, and almost nothing has changed.
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Pakistan to tour West Indies for two-match Test series
Pakistan men’s cricket team is scheduled to visit West Indies for a two-match Test series in July and August of next year, confirmed Cricket West Indies (CWI) Vice President Azim Bassarath.
Bassarath, who also serves as Trinidad and Tobago Cricket Board (TTCB) President, made the announcement during the body’s executive luncheon at the National Cricket Centre in Balmain on Wednesday.
He shared that the Green Shirts’ tour of the West Indies will run from July 15 to August 7, comprising two ICC World Test Championship (WTC) matches at Queen’s Park Oval and the Brian Lara Cricket Academy (BLCA), respectively, with the latter also set to host a four-day warm-up match.
“We will also host the Pakistan tour of the Caribbean from July 15-August 7, 2026, comprising the four-day warm-up match at the Brian Lara Cricket Academy (BLCA), the first Test match at the Queen’s Park Oval and the second Test at the Brian Lara Cricket Academy,” Bassarath said, during his speech at the function.
“I’m pleased to note that the BLCA will now be a fully accredited international venue capable of hosting matches in all formats,” he added.
Notably, the red-ball tour of the West Indies is in accordance with Pakistan’s Future Tour Programme (FTP), while the complete match schedule is yet to be finalised.
Earlier this year, Pakistan visited the West Indies for a three-match ODI and T20I series each, while the most recent Test series between the two played in January was drawn 1-1.
Meanwhile, Pakistan last toured the West Indies for a Test series in 2021, which also ended in a 1-1 draw.
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UWCL grades for all 18 teams: Leuven get A+; Barça an A-, PSG fail
The first 18-team UEFA Women’s Champions League group stage is over! We’ve had six matchdays across a single league-phase table, as well as tons of the world’s best players on show, but now we’re down to the final 12 sides.
How did everything go for the teams involved? It’s safe to say that it didn’t go to plan for everyone, and our grades reflect that.
OH LEUVEN (A+)
They might have only finished 12th, but sealing a spot in the knockout-phase playoffs would have been beyond the Belgian minnows’ wildest dreams in their first-ever UWCL tournament. A win over FC Twente and draws with PSG, Paris FC and Roma set them up for success. They even managed to keep Barcelona and Arsenal to only three goals.
MANCHESTER UNITED (A)
A debut UWCL campaign for United, and what a debut it was. Three tight wins from their first three games against Valerenga, Atletico and PSG set up them for success, and a 1-0 win over Juventus on the final day meant that defeats to Wolfsburg and OL Lyonnes didn’t matter too much. A paper-thin squad was able to seal a favorable playoff draw by finishing sixth, and that is some achievement.
BARCELONA (A-)
They topped the table, which was entirely expected given their 7-1 thrashing of Bayern on matchday 1, and a goal difference of plus-17 from their five wins showed their superiority. But a 1-1 draw with Chelsea suggests they could be vulnerable as the tournament goes on, and they are going to have to find a way to cope without injured star midfielders Patri and Aitana Bonmati.
OL LYONNES (A-)
The star power of OL Lyonnes has shone brightly with an average of three goals per game, and five wins from six. But they did need to come back from 3-0 down at halftime to Juventus to secure a 3-3 draw, so they’ve not had everything their own way. They are certainly one of the favorites to go all the way to the final.
CHELSEA (B+)
In true Chelsea style, anything less than 100% isn’t good enough, so two draws (against FC Twente and Barcelona) have marked them down in the grades. Otherwise, they scored 16 goals against Paris FC, St. Pölten and Roma, before a 2-1 comeback win against Wolfsburg sealed their spot in the top four on the final day.
BAYERN MUNICH (B+)
A 7-1 hammering at the hands of Barcelona suggested that this would be a tough campaign, but Bayern turned things around to beat Juventus, Arsenal (with a superb comeback), PSG and Valerenga. Even a 2-2 draw against Atlético Madrid couldn’t halt their progress. They will be tough opponents for anyone.
ARSENAL (B-)
The defending champions haven’t looked great. They squeezed into the top half of the knockout-phase playoff draw by virtue of other teams’ failures, but it was a shock that they didn’t qualify automatically after lackluster defeats to OL Lyonnes and Bayern Munich. They did well to overcome Real Madrid 2-1 to avoid a worse fate, but were also lucky to play the lower-ranked OH Leuven, Benfica and FC Twente to get some much-needed points on the board.
VALARENGA (B-)
They fought for playoff qualification all the way to final matchday, which wouldn’t have been on the cards at the start. A win over Roma was the Norwegian side’s crowning glory, while they threw away a 2-0 lead over St. Pölten (ending in a 2-2 draw), and narrowly lost to Man United, Wolfsburg and Paris FC, before losing 3-0 to Bayern on the final day. But for that draw with St. Pölten, they could have gone through.
TWENTE (C+)
A shock 1-1 draw with Chelsea on matchday 1 could have set the tone, but they suffered a 2-1 loss to Leuven in the next game, and that about sums things up. Two draws (the other came against Benfica) wasn’t enough to avoid elimination before they nearly beatReal Madrid in the final game but drew 1-1.
REAL MADRID (C+)
All looked good for Madrid after a 6-2 thrashing of Roma in the first game and a 2-1 win over PSG in the second. They stuttered with a 1-1 draw to Paris FC, before losing to Arsenal, but then things turned around against with a win over Wolfsburg on matchday 5. That meant all they needed to do was beat lowly Twente to seal an automatic spot. But they drew 1-1, and now face a tough knockout draw.
JUVENTUS (C)
Juve didn’t make it out of the group stage last season behind Arsenal and Bayern, and they were too inconsistent again. They beat who they needed to beat: Benfica, St. Pölten and Atletico. And they almost did enough to beat Bayern (2-1 defeat, thanks to a stoppage-time goal), and OL Lyonnes (3-3 draw, having gone 3-0 up). But when it mattered, they lost 1-0 at home to Manchester United on the final day and failed to seal an automatic spot.
WOLFSBURG (C)
The two-time champions and four-time runners-up are looking to get back to the top of the game, but on the evidence of a 3-1 defeat to OL Lyonnes and 2-1 loss to Chelsea, they’re not there yet. Wins over PSG, Valerenga and Man United were routine, but they really messed up by losing 2-0 to Real Madrid. Having been expected to seal an automatic place after matchday four, they now have an unfavorable spot in the playoffs after finishing ninth, though nobody will want to face them.
PARIS FC (C)
They did better than their local rivals PSG, but it was a very middling performance from the Parisian club. An opening 2-2 draw at home to OH Leuven, 4-0 loss to Chelsea and 2-0 defeat to Barcelona suggests they won’t trouble too many in the playoffs, though they did hold Real Madrid to a 1-1 draw that required Caroline Weir to score a 98th-minute equalizer, in addition to beating Benfica and Valerenga.
ATLÉTICO MADRID (C)
Defeats to Juventus and Man United, as well as a 2-2 draw to Bayern, saw Atletico struggle at home. But their away form saw them beat FC Twente and St. Pölten, before losing 4-0 to OL Lyonnes, which was enough to seal a lower-half playoff draw. But they won’t be worrying too many opponents.
ST. POLTEN (C)
They finished bottom of the table, but that was pretty much expected. The Swiss minnows managed to pick up a point with a comeback draw at Valerenga, while they stopped OL Lyonnes scoring more than three goals. Sadly, the same can’t be said of the rest and they finished with a disappointing minus-25 goal difference from their six games.
BENFICA (D)
The Portuguese side never really got going after they took an early lead to Juventus in the first game, and fell to four defeats from six. Yes, they had a tough run of games against Juve, Arsenal, Paris FC and Barcelona, but their only points came from draws with FC Twente and PSG.
ROMA (F)
They are top of Serie A, but Roma were very poor in Europe and seem to be missing the spark of former manager Alessandro Spugna. They were hammered by Real Madrid (6-2) and Barcelona (4-0) in their opening games and never recovered. They should have picked up valuable points against Valerenga and OH Leuven, but only managed a draw against the latter, before a 6-0 drubbing to Chelsea saw their hopes of a playoff spot extinguished. A 6-1 win over lowly St. Pölten on the final day meant nothing.
PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN (F)
What an awful campaign. Many would have tipped PSG to be pushing for an automatic qualification spot at the top of the table, but instead they lost four of their first four games (to Wolfsburg, Real Madrid, Man United and Bayern) before a 0-0 draw with minnows OH Leuven sealed their fate and they could only draw with Benfica on the final day with nothing at stake. They’ve had a lot of squad turnover, but that’s no excuse for this level of performance.
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