Week 2 of the NFL season included big wins and close calls, but the trolling remained a constant.

In a rematch of Super Bowl LIX, it was déjà vu for the Kansas City Chiefs as the visiting Philadelphia Eagles won 20-17 at Arrowhead Stadium. Kansas City is now 0-2 for the first time since 2014, while Philadelphia is 18-1 in its past 19 games, including playoffs, dating to last season. Over the past 10 seasons, the Eagles are the second team with 18 wins in a 19-game span, according to ESPN Research.

Philadelphia quarterback Jalen Hurts accounted for 116 total yards and a touchdown, while Kansas City quarterback Patrick Mahomes threw for 187 yards plus a touchdown and interception. He also had a rushing touchdown.

The Eagles’ victory came with multiple trolls, including poking fun at the “Chiefs Kingdom” rally cry and acknowledging their undefeated record against the Chiefs in the calendar year.

Eagles Kingdom 👑@BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/kje8jjD2Cq

— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) September 14, 2025

Undefeated in 2025 pic.twitter.com/xfCf9BGpEq

— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) September 14, 2025

Here are more of the top trolls from Week 2.

The San Francisco 49ers moved to 2-0 after defeating the New Orleans Saints on the road. New Orleans had a chance to take the lead late, regaining possession with 2:40 left in the fourth quarter.

However, while facing a fourth-and-1 on the Saints’ own 42-yard-line, quarterback Spencer Rattler was sacked, clinching the 49ers’ victory. Starting in place of Brock Purdy, San Francisco quarterback Mac Jones had 279 passing yards with three touchdowns.

The 49ers’ on-field victory prompted two New Orleans-themed trolls aimed at the Saints.

Came marching in 🎺 pic.twitter.com/IJQTWbCJNf

— San Francisco 49ers (@49ers) September 14, 2025

BeignYAY 🍽️ pic.twitter.com/P5IfEBTE96

— San Francisco 49ers (@49ers) September 14, 2025

Coming off a wild “Sunday Night Football” win in Week 1, Buffalo fans were treated to a less-stressful game this week — at least in terms of the box score.

The Buffalo Bills scored 20 unanswered points en route to a comfortable win, but quarterback Josh Allen briefly exited the game with a bloody nose. Allen missed only two plays and ended up throwing for 148 yards while rushing for 59. On the ground, Buffalo was led by 132 rushing yards and two touchdowns by James Cook, including a 44-yard score.

Allen’s bloody nose became the topic of a Bills’ troll aimed at the New York Jets. Buffalo used a clip from “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” where White Goodman — played by Ben Stiller — declares that “nobody makes me bleed my own blood” to rivals Peter La Fleur and Kate Veatch.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. #BUFvsNYJ | #BillsMafia pic.twitter.com/7KDYvxWGDb

— Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) September 14, 2025

The Bills also wrote the score out as clouds hanging above Central Park.

Views from above.#GoBills | #BillsMafia pic.twitter.com/OKXAixgl6B

— Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) September 14, 2025

The first overtime game of the new NFL season didn’t disappoint. The Dallas Cowboys needed a 64-yard Brandon Aubrey field goal to force overtime, then a 46-yarder to win it, capping a wild matchup.

Dallas seemed to have won the game when quarterback Dak Prescott found wide receiver George Pickens for a touchdown with 52 seconds left in regulation. New York answered as quarterback Russell Wilson connected with wide receiver Malik Nabers on a 48-yard touchdown. The play gave the Giants a three-point lead with 25 seconds left, but Aubrey’s kick sent the game to the extra period.

The big win came with a simple troll — Dallas emphasized “Giant” in its social media post.

GIANT DUB ‼️#NYGvsDAL | @WinStarWorld pic.twitter.com/SE3zGbJFQv

— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) September 14, 2025

The Seattle Seahawks used a 17-point fourth quarter to defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers and win their first game of the season.

Sam Darnold threw for 295 yards plus two touchdowns and two interceptions, while running back Kenneth Walker III had 105 rushing yards and a score. Seattle wide receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba caught eight passes for 106 yards. The Steelers have now allowed 30-plus points in each of their first two games of a season for the first time since 2002, according to ESPN Research.

The Seahawks’ victory came with a simple troll as they referenced the common Pittsburgh saying “yinz” in their postgame post.

How yinz feelin after that one?

Presented by @76 pic.twitter.com/Rq46KvjQvE

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) September 14, 2025

Neymar hoped to add a poker title to his litany of club and international soccer honors on Wednesday. Needless to say, it wasn’t in the cards for the Brazil superstar.

Neymar reached the final (virtual) table of the Super Tuesday High Roller event at the PokerStars World Championship of Online Poker 2025, competing for a top prize of $186,434. But facing off against poker professionals and at a severe chip disadvantage, the soccer star didn’t last long before bowing out of the tournament. He finished in last place out of the seven players.

The 33-year-old forward entered the round with the fewest chips of anyone, holding less than one-third of the chip leader’s total. Despite his disappointing showing on Day 2, he still took home $26,111 after a $10,300 buy-in — not bad for a day’s work playing poker on the internet.

Neymar has been a mainstay on the high-stakes poker circuit for many years, and he has expressed plans to play professionally after retiring from soccer. In 2022, he made his first in-person appearance at a World Series of Poker event in the United States, but was eliminated before the end of Day 1. Back in 2018, he even posted a photo on Instagram back in 2018 of himself playing poker at home while he was recovering from an injury … and while Paris Saint-Germain, his club at the time, were busy clinching the Ligue 1 title.

If that isn’t enough proof of his obsession with the game, he even named his first pet dog “Poker”!

After spending six seasons with PSG and two in Saudi Arabia with Al Hilal, the forward now captains his boyhood club, Santos, in the Brazilian Serie A. He has three goals in 12 appearances so far this season. However, he was left out of the latest Brazil squad by coach Carlo Ancelotti with the 2026 World Cup in North America fast approaching.

ESPN’s Doug Greenberg contributed to this report.

DUBAI: India’s seven-wicket win over Pakistan in the Asia Cup clash at Dubai Stadium on Sunday was eclipsed by off-field drama after Indian players skipped the customary post-match handshake.

India thumped Pakistan by seven wickets in a Group A Asia Cup clash in Dubai, which ended on a bitter note as Indian players headed into their dressing room without a customary handshake.

Instead of greeting their opponents, Suryakumar and teammate Shivam Dube exchanged fist bumps after hitting the winning runs, congratulated each other, and then headed straight to the dressing room.

Pakistan captain Salman Ali Agha and head coach Mike Hesson later approached the Indian camp, but no players came out.

Coach Mike Hesson called it “a disappointing way for the match to end.”

“We were ready to shake hands at the end, but the opposition had already gone to the dressing room,” he said.

Pakistan, in protest, refused to attend the post-match ceremony as tensions flared in a match which was the first between the bitter rivals since May´s military action.

The cross-border clashes were sparked after an attack in Pahalgam in Indian Illegally Occupied Jammu and Kashmir (IIOJK) in April, which killed 26 people, with India blaming Pakistan.

A mix-up with Pakistan’s anthem before the start had already made the atmosphere tense.

The coach also shed light on Pakistan skipper Salman Ali Agha’s absence from the customary post-match presentation, linking it to the incident.

“I think it was just a flow-on effect. We were keen to engage and shake hands at the end of the match, that didn’t happen, and that was pretty much the end of it,” he explained.

“The team manager Naveed Cheema lodged a protest with match referee Andy Pycroft after the match,” said Pakistan’s team management in a statement after the match.

“The behaviour of Indian players was against the spirit of sportsmanship,” it added. “That is why skipper Agha was not sent to the post-match ceremony.”

India’s victorious captain Suryakumar Yadav defended his team’s decision not to shake hands with the defeated Pakistan players on Sunday, saying that it was taken in alignment with their government and cricket board.

New Delhi resisted the calls to boycott the match and cleared the team to play Pakistan only in multi-national events.

“We are aligned with the government and Board of Control for Cricket in India,” said Suryakumar after scoring 47 not out as India chased down a modest Pakistan target of 128 in 15.5 overs.

The handshake issue had also come up earlier when Suryakumar Yadav and Salman Ali Agha did not shake hands at the toss.

India, with two wins from two, are nearly through to the next Super Fours stage of the tournament with their final group match against Oman on Friday.

Pakistan play the UAE next on Wednesday and despite the defeat to India, are expected to make the next stage.

Additional input from AFP.